some cockney...lol. me mum 'eard me rap, n gave me bum a slap. told me ta go up the apples n pears, n comb me barnet fair. said i should tuck in me dickie dirt, then i might meet a mayfair skirt. cos she wants me to marry riches, so dad can stop diggin' ditches. nah i said , i dont want a blinkin trouble n strife, bossin' me around every day of me life. n lotsa likkle bleeders runnin' around, while i'm tryin ta get a good guitar sound. so we went to our pub..the pissed kitten, i got sloshed on some brewskis , while mum did some knittin'. ps..i was born a cockney lol.